10 Things Ethan and Jed can do in less than 10 minutes...

1. Change out of their play clothes and into Ethan's boxer shorts.
2. Take off their flip-flops (did they ever have them on?).
3. Inhale practically a whole bag of tortilla chips.
4. Turn an orange Home Depot bucket into a bubble bath.
5. Empty almost a whole bottle of hand soap.
6. Fill up a kiddie pool with buckets of hot water from the
kitchen sink.
7. Do a "Staying Alive" victory dance!
8. Take Ethan's dad's treasured Disneyland cup to the backyard.
9. Fold a bunch of paper airplanes and get them soaking wet all over the yard.
10. Last but not least, relieve themselves in the blue kiddie pool and then swim in it!

Do these faces not say GUILTY all over them!

Hakuna Matata!